You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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