But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so let's talk penis.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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