hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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