Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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