Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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