A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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