Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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