Can i not drive my cunt home
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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