it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
