How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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