THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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