8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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