I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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