I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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