do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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