Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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