Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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