do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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