Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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