I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I have post one night stand depression
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