I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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