Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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