Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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