I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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