doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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