do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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