i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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