I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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