Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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