Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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