is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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