I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm like, not good at living.
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