honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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