It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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