Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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