Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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