Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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