yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
