How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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