We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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