yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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