have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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