For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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