Nicole vs. Life
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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