Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's just like the Real World with babies
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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