They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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