she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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