Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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