If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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