I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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