New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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