hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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