I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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