Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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